Preheat and prep: Heat oven to 400°F (205°C).
Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Make the faux buttermilk: Stir 1/2 cup heavy cream with 1 tablespoon lemon juice or apple cider vinegar. Let it sit 5 minutes to thicken slightly.
Mix dry ingredients: In a bowl, whisk 2 cups super-fine almond flour, 2 tablespoons coconut flour, 2 teaspoons baking powder, 1/4 teaspoon baking soda, and 1/2 teaspoon salt.
Cut in the butter: Add 6 tablespoons cold, cubed butter. Use a pastry cutter or your fingertips to work it in until the mixture looks like coarse crumbs with small pea-sized bits of butter.
Whisk wet ingredients: In a small bowl, whisk 2 large eggs with the faux buttermilk.
Add 1–2 teaspoons granular keto sweetener if using.
Combine: Pour wet into dry and fold gently until just combined. The dough will be thick and a little sticky. Avoid overmixing.
Portion: Use a large spoon or scoop to drop 8 mounds of dough onto the baking sheet.
For smoother tops, lightly dampen your fingers and shape.
Bake: Bake 14–17 minutes, until tops are golden and a toothpick comes out mostly clean. Rotate the pan once for even browning.
Finish: Brush with melted butter if you like. Cool 5–10 minutes before serving to set the crumb.